American As Fuck was founded in 2014 by 3 veterans intent on spreading patriotism and joy across this great land of ours. We started making shirts as a joke…and now the joke is on the terrorists and commie sonsabitches! Join us, don’t take yourselves too seriously, and have a good time.

The best way to reach us is to email:

But you may also leave us a funny message at: (619) 752-4279*
*No really, this voicemail is for funny stuff, we don’t always check it for customer service. Use the email 🙂