#5 One Order of Bacon, Coming Right Up.

This recipe calls for an M16,  100 rounds of ammo, and a strip of uncooked American free range pork bacon.  Competitive shooter Dustin Ellerman demonstrates below.

Make mine crispy.

#4 Introducing the McEverything

Food blogger Nick Chipman recently came up with a creation that, on a scale of one to ‘Murica, registers quite high.  Chipman layed out $141.33 when he ordered one of every breakfast and lunch sandwich on the menu. He calls it the “McEverything”

Big Mac heart attack!

Now that McDonald’s serves breakfast all day, you too can order up this McMonstrosity.  Don’t forget to order a Diet Coke to wash it down.

#3 The Bald Eagle Photo Opp

When this Bald Eagle mistakenly made its way into a fur trap, Michael and Neil Fletcher did what any red blooded patriotic American would do.  They busted out the camera and posed next to the majestic symbol of freedom.

Smile for the camera

Can you guess what happened moments after this epic selfie was taken?

A) These guys were arrested for handling an animal on the endangered species list.

B) The eagle lunged over and quickly wiped that smile off the guys face.

C) He was released and flew away, as the two men shouted out, “Murica, F Ya!”

#2 A Harley V Twin, Route 66, and the Grand Canyon

If a biker shouts “ ‘MURICA!” into the Grand Canyon and no one’s around to hear it, does he make a sound? How about off the Santa Monica Pier? Into the mouth of the Blue Whale of Catoosa? There’s only one way to find out, and that’s to hop on an American v-twin and travel down this great nation’s Mother Road–Route 66.

Patriotic H.O.G.S. hit the open road.

Tame the 2,451-mile patch of patriotic pavement as you ride past many beautiful and iconic locales of the American West.  Dont be surprised if you spontaneously begin belting out “God Bless America.”

#1 Mount Rushmore on the 4th of July

Take a look at the video below.  There’s no other way to watch a fireworks show.

Enough said.